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Funny Happy New Year Jokes In Hindi 2020 For New Year Celebration

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New Year Jokes In Hindi 2020 : You can find here in this article some very funny jokes in Hindi to create double enjoyment in this New Year' S Day or New Year'S Eve 2020 celebration. Latest New year 2020 funny Santa Banta Sardar jokes in Hindi - New Year Jokes In Hindi 2020 Jokes For New Year In Hindi 2020 New Year Jokes Hindi 2020, Santa–Banta Hindi funny jokes, new year funny jokes, New Year Jokes In Hindi, Jokes For New Year In Hindi, New Year Jokes Hindi 2020, Happy New Year 2020 Jokes,Happy New Year Jokes In Hindi.


New Year Jokes In Hindi 2020


New Year Jokes In Hindi 2020,  Jokes For New Year In Hindi 2020
New Year Jokes In Hindi 2020


Ek Baar Santa New Year ke din Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.
Aur Circus Mein Ek Beautiful Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya.
Ring Master: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?
Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na,
Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.
Lolzzzzz...(New Year Jokes In Hindi 2020)



Santa went to a restaurant in China.
Santa: Waiter, there's cockroach in my salad.
Waiter: Please don't shout, sir. Or else the other customers will be asking for one, too!



Santa tez baarish mein doctor ke paas gaya
Santa: Doctor saheb, ghar par checkup ki fees kya hain?
Doctor: 300/-
Santa: Phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab.
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor: Mareez kahan hai?
Santa: Mareez-wareez koi nahi hai, mua taxy wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha aap 300/- mein le aaye.
Santa Rocks!


Jokes For New Year In Hindi 2020


Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.
Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??
Santa- Ye To Pata Nahi, Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu..
Hhahahahaaaa.....



Teacher: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Teacher: wo lad rahe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa :Mera 1 juta mummy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!..(New Year Jokes In Hindi 2020)



Santa: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha....Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
Santa: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai.


New Year Jokes In Hindi 2020,  Jokes For New Year In Hindi 2020
New Year Jokes In Hindi 2020


Santa's Wife: - Jab aap DESI pikar aate hai.. tab muje PAARO kehte hai
         - Jab ENGLISH pikar aate hai.. tab muje DARLING kehte ho
          - Lekin aaj aapne muje CHUDHAIL aur BHOOTNI ku kaha
Santa : Aaj SPRITE pikar aya hoon, ishliye Sidhi baat no BAKWAAS!!


New Year Jokes Hindi 2020


Santa, Banta, Ram aur Raju ek din school ki chuuti marte hai aur jab dusre din school aate hai teacher puchti hai k tum charo kal school ku nai aaye the?
Santa: Woh teacherji kal jab me aaraha tha tab mera 5 rupyaa kahi ghir gaya tha isliye me use dhundne me laga tha, Banta aur Ram wo dolar dhundne me meri madad kar rahe the.
Teacher: Acha, thik hai! Aur Raju tum ku nai aae the?
Raju: Wo teacherji kal Santa ka 5 ka dolar kho gaya tha na?
Teacher: ha toh, par tum toh Santa ki madad nahi kar rahe the ,
Raju: Ha par woh.. kal me us 5 rupyae ke dolar ke upar pair rakh ke khada tha taki yeh log jaye aur me utha loon..



Sardar Ki Maa : Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Sardar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Reverse) Gear.......hahahaaaa......



A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours!
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says - Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.


Happy New Year 2020 Jokes


For the first time funny jokes about Sardarnies.. All ATMs in punjab are jammed & not working.

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All of the sardarnies are doing crazy, you know! All of they put their hair pin in machine,  when asked, "ENTER PIN"



1 ladki perfume laga k bus pe chadi.
Santa ne comment pas kiya.
Aajkal phinail ka use kuch zyada hi hota hai.
Ladki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chodte.
funny jokes hahahahahaha…………..


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Ek budhiyan cinema hall me cold drink ki bottle leke baithi thi,
Kabhi 15 mint me ghunt leti to kabhi 20 mint me,
Pass bethe sardar ko gussa aa gaya,
usne botal hath me uthai aur puri ek ghut me pi gaya aur bola :- Aise pi jata he cold drink.
Budhiyan boli : Beta me to... me to... pan ki pichkari thuk rahi thi..!!(New Year Jokes In Hindi 2020)



Teacher questioning to a student: “Esh line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.”
Sardar student – He done his work and done-dana-dana done-dana-dana-don.


Happy New Year Jokes In Hindi 2020


New Year Jokes In Hindi 2020,  Jokes For New Year In Hindi 2020
New Year Jokes In Hindi 2020


Ye Soch raha hu ki daru chhod du… Par ? Kiske pass chhodu.. Sabhi dost to kamine hai mere.. New year ke pehle hi pee jayenge Hhhahahahha



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Ek sabzi wale ke ghar bacha paida hua,
To ek aurat bache ko dekh ke boli:
Kitna pyara bacha hai ?
Sabzi walen ki aadat ke mutabik bola Aur hai bhi Bilkul taaza !(New Year Jokes In Hindi 2020)



Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Ek Khubsurot Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya,
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola, Thappad Kyu Maari..
Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Ha, Yeh Lo ..... Me Bhi To Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.



Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi aa rha kidhar jaun.



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